This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
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you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
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You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I'm really busy with my period
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