Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We named our party play list daddy issues
It's just like the Real World with babies
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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