Three words: puerto rican gang bang
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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