i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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