what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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