Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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