why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
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Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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