I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
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But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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