I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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