my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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