you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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