don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
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You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
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I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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