what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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