By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
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your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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