please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Fuck appropriateness.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize