on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
my shit smells like andre
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
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My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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