they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
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Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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