sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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