Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Sexist Restaurant Owner Tells Woman To ‘Keep Her Legs Open’ After Firing Her
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
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I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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