Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
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I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
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I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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