That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
