Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
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I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.