Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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