Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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