I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
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I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
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Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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