In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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