Pregnant stripper...not hot.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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