I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
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How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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