Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
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before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
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