I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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