i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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