Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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