he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
That was an excessively violent trivia night
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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