god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
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I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
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gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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