did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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