And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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