You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
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get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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