Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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