Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I am midnight drunk by noon
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Randomize
