Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
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i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
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The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.