somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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