I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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