You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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