I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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