kristin has been a bad kristin
I could make wine with my vomit
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
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Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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