what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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