Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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