Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
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I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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