Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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