Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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