you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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