I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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