Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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