I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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