God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I have demons in me.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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