So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
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You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
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1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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