So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize