No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
im on a boat
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